1. Upon arrival make a grimace at the clerk.
2. When going up the stairs, skip every second step
3. Press every single button in the elevator
4. If you wish for a waiter at breakfast place one hand on your belly and the other on your head. A waiter will be with you shortly.
5. When jumping in the pool, aim for the shallow waters
6. Only wear pajamas in the lobby.
7. Upon entering sing the entirety of your national anthem whilst hopping on one foot.
8. If you'd like breakfast served in your room, call the reception and say: "The name's Bond, James Bond" in a very serious manner, then immediately hang up.
9. You may only walk on your hands on the second and third floors
10. If you don't like your drink, dump it on your neighbors head.